The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane

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The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane is the main antagonist of The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane scarezone during Halloween Horror Nights 34. Living in Crooked Lane, she would lure local trick or treaters to her house and feed them soup, which would turn them into Werecats.

Appearances at Halloween Horror Nights Orlando

• The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane (2025)

Quotes

• "Do you see all the Halloween decorations my furry babies? Yes, yes Fortuna. All the little naughty children will arrive and dinner will be served. Yes, yes my hungry babies. Ugh, Horace. When the cat's away the mice will play. So, let's go catch those mice, and get them proper!" - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "Mama is gonna miss you, we each have our time. And each one of you is lovely and unique. There ain't no copycats here. Don't worry, another will join our family soon." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "I remember when I planted that tree. Now, it's centuries old. It's marred and withered and jagged. Just like my face. Oh, but you think I'm beautiful, don't you?" - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. Oh, what a dear. Are you dressed up like a... a deer? Deary me. Ah, well I need to give you a treat. Yes, yes, yes come up here. A treat, no tricks. Now, I seem to be out of candy but yes, I do have a treat. Come, come, come on my child. Try some of this. Sweeter than honey, rarer than my hairless cats. Oh, just a sip. Just a taste, yes, yes, yes yesssss. Every bottle is filled with transofmiti... with love. Oh, oh my. Bless your heart. There's uh, there's water on the table. Make sure to wash it all down! You're just weak as a kitten." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane to the Deer Trick or Treater
• "Soon. I said soon. If I find a few that feel right. We shall turn them into better, better, better creatures." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "Sammy Will, get that yarn. Jessie, get down from that tree. Now, you've already killed him my darling, don't play with the body. And no, no bringing me the bodies! I don't want to find any corpses on my porch in the morning! My cute little babies." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "I have nine lives. There's no need to worry my babies. I always land on my feet" - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "Mortimer, you are the laziest cat. Taking to catnapping again. Well fine, I'll leave you rest." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "Oh yes, yes. Herbs dried and bitter. Ohh, fur from a fallen friend. And a stalk of cattails. And a pinch, just a pinch, of fish bone. Oh yes, this will do. Brewing the family." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "Looks like you swallowed a canary. Don't you be shy. Oh, come on up here. See for yourself. Well, I'm not the mean old lady you children seem to think I am. Don't you be a scaredy cat. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yessssss. Well, I just have my little home. All my furry babies all around. Oh, you can see my beautiful forest and crooked little lane. You children should have more respect! What's wrong?! Cat got your tongue? Come and get it! My little babies. One for you, and one for you, and one for you." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane to the Pig Trick or Treater
• "Yes, I hear you my guests. Yes, I hear you too my beautiful Gwendolyn. Stop that fightin' Brutus! Leave Chamberlina alone. She is not in the mood." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane
• "Sarah! Randy! Get, git, get down from there. No, get back into your cat bed. The children will come to you. Don't you worry pumpkin they're gonna get it." - The Cat Lady of Crooked Lane