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Bill & Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure (2004)
Attraction type Show
Event Halloween Horror Nights XIV
Park Universal's Islands of Adventure
Area Toon Lagoon
Year 2004
Housed in Toon Lagoon Amphitheater
Based on

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Various pop culture from 2004

Preceded by Bill & Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure (2003) (2003)
Followed by Bill & Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure (2005) (2005)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure (2004) was one of the two shows that were featured during Halloween Horror Nights XIV. It was located in the Toon Lagoon Amphitheater.

Description Edit

Join Bill and Ted as these two most excellent dudes encounter awesome heroes and bogus villains from the year's most memorable TV shows, movies, music, and more! Party on!

Show Edit

The show starts with the grown-up Olsen Twins giving a speech about how there is scantily-clad dancers, foul language, and explosions in the show. We Will Rock You plays and the cast from Queer Eye From the Straight Guy cast comes on stage and start dancing with some women to the song Cherry Pie by Warrant. A channel 4 news flash appears, saying President Bush and Presidential nominee John Kerry have disappeared and their whereabouts are unknown. The phonebooth appears and out come Bush and Kerry accompanied by Darth Vader and a Stormtrooper. Vader orders the Stormtrooper to give the phonebooth back to Bill and Ted before they discover that it is missing. Bush demands Vader to reveal his access of evil. Dr. Evil comes out of the ceiling and jumps on stage. Dr. Evil explains he wants to become president. Kerry says that you cannot steal an election and Bush begins to laugh uncontrollably. Kerry says he does not have a running mate, who Dr. Evil introduces as Charles Montgomery Burns.

Dr. Evil says he is assembled his evil cabinet. Bad begins to play and Michael Jackson moonwalks on stage. He is appointed Secretary of Child Services. Dr. Evil hosted a convention for pop culture's greatest villains called Shockacon. He hired 2 evil interns, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. He also hired Clark Kent who flies in. Paris and Nicole are ordered to take Bush and Kerry away to a cell and the Wicked Witch of the West comes on stage pedaling her bicycle. She joins Dr. Evil's cabinet. Dr. Evil vetoes the Bill and the Ted. He invited them to his lair under the disguise of a wealthy socialite party and when they arrive, Dr. Evil will execute them by beating the crap out of them. The Queer Eye From the Straight Guy people want to make-up his plan, so they decide to sneak up behind Bill and Ted and strangle them. The phonebooth appears and Bill and Ted jump out. Michael Jackson greets them. The host of the socialite party is introduced to be Donald Trump, who is Dr. Evil in a Donald Trump disguise. They remark his hair and how great it looks and they pull his hair off and they see he is Dr. Evil. Garfield appears to help Bill and Ted and puts Mr. Burns in a headlock. Harry Potter appears on stage and Hellboy goes on stage as well. Bill and Ted start to think about how they do this every Halloween and how they should probably change what they do.

Dr. Evil screams no one survives Shockacon and the villains and heroes start fighting to the song I Feel For You. Paris and Nicole seduce Garfield until his estranged wife comes on stage who is Catwoman. She chases the three of them offstage. Vader gets Bill and Ted in a chokehold and Clark Kent appears and tears aways his clothes to reveal his underwear. Hellboy aims his gun at Vader and Vader throws his gun away. Hellboy says we will have to do this the hard way and he uses his hand of doom to lift Vader by the groin and throw him into the phonebooth. Harry Potter and the Wicked Witch battle and Michael Jackson grabs Harry Potter and takes him away offstage. The Witch starts to chase Bill and Ted, but Garfield comes back on stage and the Wicked Witch mistakens him for Puss in Boots. Garfield gets mad and pees on her which makes her melt. Bush and Kerry fight Dr. Evil and Mr. Burns and they both win. Thriller plays and the song and dance number begins. The show then ends.

Pictures Edit

Halloween Horror Nights XIV
Characters: The Asylum Patient (Event Icon)  • Eddie Schmidt  • Jack the Clown  • The Caretaker  • The Director  • Gunter Karl Dietze  • Jeffrey Dietze  • Robert L. Strickland  • Jon Murdy
Haunted Houses: Castle Vampyr  • Deadtropolis  • Disorientorium  • Ghost Town  • Horror Nights Nightmares  • Hellgate Prison  • Horror in Wax
Scarezones: Field of Screams  • Fright Yard  • Midway of the Bizarre  • Point of Evil
Shows: Bill & Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure  • The Festival of the Dead Parade